{After all this time?-Always.}

{No one could be that clever.-You could.}

{Rescue me chin boy, and show me the stars.}
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maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

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basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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casadelanime:

casadelanime:

tumblr has ruined the word daddy forever

if i ever have a kid and they call me daddy i’m going to think of that skinny nerd whipping his bed with a belt

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